my room smells like sperm. sweet.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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