I need help removing her.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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