I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
smell my finger.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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