Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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