ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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