thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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