I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
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Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
this hospital has no fireball
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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