im six kinds of drunk right now
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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