so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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