I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
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She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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