this boner is exhausting
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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