found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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