at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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