i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
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