I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
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The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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