just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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