thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
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on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
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He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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