Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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