You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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