do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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