Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
