Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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