Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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