Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize