I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
birth control should be required to get into college
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
then he tried to convert me to islam
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
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I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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