I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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I need you to use more vowels.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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