soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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