at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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