WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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