it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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