ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Shame - the story of my life.
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