I'm really into asian looking animals
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
