I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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