I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
