I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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