Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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