Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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