I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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