Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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