when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
COCAINE IS GR8
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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