i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
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He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
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his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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