I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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