It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
operation have a gay friend backfired
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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