Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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