Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
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American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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