i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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