Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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