I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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