you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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