Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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