Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
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At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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