turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
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You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
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We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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