Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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